Dog Whisperer

This weekend we had friends staying with us from Ohio. One of them is a famous blogger named Mrs. American Family.

Mrs. American Family is a HUGE fan of the show Dog Whisperer. It’s like someone just shoved happy pills up her butt whenever someone mentions this show.

I’ve never watched it. Honestly, I thought it was about an animal psychic that spoke to dogs. I think I confused it with the Jennifer Love Hewitt’s show Ghost Whisperer where she speaks to dead people and wears all black to look thinner.

From what I’ve been told, I’d say The Dog Whisperer is kinda like a Dr. Phil for dogs. He has people bring on their rabid blood thirsty pit bull or whatever that just ate a new born baby and teaches the dog to submit and not eat anymore children. Everyone is all happy that the dog is no longer a mass murderer that they smoke pot and dance around to some new age Native American music.

Mrs. AmFam is convinced that the techniques used on Dog Whisperer can be applied to child rearing. She taught me that children and parents engage in a constant struggle for dominance. Children manifest this dominance by barking at their parents or peeing on them. To regain control over the child, the parent uses their hand like the jaw of a dog, grabs the child by the throat and presses them to the ground. If the child tries to bite you it gets sent back to the pet store.

I can totally do this. I know I’m stronger than a little kid.

George

26 week ultrasound

We had our 26 week ultrasound Friday and everything is going peachy. The boy weighs 2 pounds six ounces and the girl 2 pounds. Since they are so big now the ultrasound couldn’t capture either baby in one photo. Instead, I drew this picture of what is going on in the uterus thingy.



The girl is breach and the boy is sideways with his head down. It’s too soon to tell what position they will be in closer to the due date since they can turn often. Anna’s cervix is still long so the risk of pre-term labor risk is low.

They move a lot and I’m just hoping they’re dancing because there’s nothing like a good dancer…especially a break dancer.

George