The kid's had their first piano recital.
All kids should learn to play the piano or they can not be middle class and they definitely can not be upper middle class.
You need to force your children to do things that they don't want to do or you won't be able to brag about them in casual conversation.
"Do you want to have coffee? Well, I can't! I must take my children to piano lessons...."
In our case, the nanny would be saying this. Also, our nanny should not be getting coffee with friends while watching the kids.
Fifi's song was good. It was in C major. I don't remember what the hell it was.
Stella played three songs. She played one too fast so now she's on medication.
Xavier played Ode To Joy. It's a famous classical piece.
He played this song 100 times the week of the recital.
Ode To Shut The Fuck Up.
The kid's finished Polish school for the summer.
Polish teachers get flowers because they like flowers more than cash.
Yeah. Some kid's live in refugee camps because no one can spend $1 more a year to help people.
I wanted to work that in somewhere.
The 3rd grade class. If the parents of all these kid's died at the same time, all of these kids would be orphans.