Kids say the funniest things

A conversation between Stella and Xavier in the bathroom while Stella is peeing and misses the toilet, somehow.

Stella:   Oh know, I peed on the floor. 
Xavier: You need to hold your penis.
Stella:    I don’t have a penis, I have a vagina.
Xavier: You need to hold your vagina straight.

Incidentally, neither one of them had the forethought to walk around the urine puddle. What ever happened to all those robots from the 1980s that were going to be able to clean my house? It's 2011 and I want my god-damn cleaning robot.

We all know the reason. One word; "illegal immigrants".

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